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| Posted by Galia K. Madjarova on 10-Aug-2005 | Different bedroomsAn 80-years old gramps married a young 18 years old girl. Their first night
they spend in different bedrooms. Late at night the new wife hears knocking on
the door. It's her husband.
- Honey, I've come to perform my husband's duty.
They do it and he leaves. An hour later he's back.
- Honey, I've come to perform my husband's duty.
They do it again and then the girl says:
- But darling, you've already performed your duty an hour ago!
- Sorry, darling, I've got Alzheimer's.
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| Posted by Canice J. Leung on 10-Aug-2005 | Someone knocks on the doorA woman and her lover are having sex. someone knocks on the door.
- it must be my husband! ok, i'll handle this.
she grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her
husband:
- darling, please, empty the trash.
while he is out, the other man escapes and walks back home. he is thinking:
"she is sooo smart, unlike my wife."
he comes up to his door, knocks, his wife opens, smiles to him and says:
- darling, please, empty the trash basket.
he is carrying the basket and thinking:
- what a stupid bitch! the whole f****** day at home, and cannot find some
time to empty the trash!
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| Posted by ann h. moose on 10-Aug-2005 | My salaryA guy knocks to his neighbor's door. neighbor's wife opens and says the
husband is not at home. the guy then offers her 200 roubles for a f***. she
thinks a little while and agrees. they do it, the guy goes home. in the evening
her husband returns home and asks:
- hi hon, did our neighbor vasya bring you my salary?
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| Posted by Yazzer on 10-Aug-2005 | A nasty rainy morningA nasty rainy morning. Husband wakes up, gathers his stuff and goes hunting.
He walks to the street, the rain becomes unbearable so he decides to return,
opens the door and dives back into the bed. Wife, half asleep:
- Hi. Can you imagine, my moron went out hunting!
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| Posted by Adrian on 10-Aug-2005 | I was nodding youAt night someone knocks on the door. Woman wakes up and asks:
- Vasya, is that you?
Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.
- Vasya, don't make me nervous, is that you?
Silence. She waits a while then returns to bed. Again a knock. She opens the
door to find her drunken husband Vasya standing there.
- You moron! I was asking if it was you, why weren??™t answering???
- I was nodding you!!!
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| Posted by Sarah Sanchez on 10-Aug-2005 | NopeA cuckold returns home after a trip, finds another man's boots near the door
and his wife in bed. He starts searching around, enters the kitchen and finds
there Arnold Schwarzenegger. The wife asks from the bedroom:
- Hey, found someone?
The husband closes the door:
- Nope!
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