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| Posted by Angelic Beauty on 13-Aug-2005 | Dinosaur with sore bumwhat do you call a dinosaur with a sore bum!
answer: a stegasore-ass
a tyranosore-ass
a megesore-ass
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| Posted by Brid Edwards on 13-Aug-2005 | HUMPTY AND THE FAT WHOREHumpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Lay the bitch down and fucked her again.
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():dirty jokes (1575): I will give you another bottle of milk .......... |
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| Posted by Beth A. Harris on 13-Aug-2005 | I will give you another bottle of milk ..........There was this girl called shagalot and her mam goes out to do some shopping . The milk man comes and sees shagalot in her silk dressing gown . the milk man says i will give you another bottle of milk if you take your clothes off and shagalot says ok so she takes her clothes off.the milk man next sasy i will give you another bottle of milk if we can go into your bed room shagalot says ok and does so.the milk man then says i will give you another bottle of milk if i can have sex with you then her mam comes in and goes upto her room and says SHAGALOT!!! the mmilk man then says I AM TRYING AM TRYING !!
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| Posted by funnygirl on 13-Aug-2005 | Dazzy Devilthe sad life of a penis
- Only have 1 eye
- hair is a mess
- skin is wrinkly
- relatives are nuts
- neighbors an ass holl and
best friends a cunt.
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| Posted by steven d. schnuelle on 13-Aug-2005 | Dazzy DevilA boys occupation
is to Stick his copulation
in a girls ventalation
to increase the population
of the younger generation
if you neeed a demonstration
LAY DOWN!!!
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| Posted by CHEQUITA on 13-Aug-2005 | Not a cock shop!this man walks into a clock shop and whips out his dick and puts it on the counter the woman assistant says sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop so the man replies well put 2 hands and a face on this!
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