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| Posted by shelby on 12-Aug-2005 | DINOSAURQ: what do you call a lesbian dinosaur???
A: A lickalottapuss
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| Posted by NaughtyPillow on 12-Aug-2005 | The Car and GarageThere was this boy and his name was bill. He went into the kitchen one day and heard his dad say that he was going to take a shower and he said \"Daddy, Daddy can I take a shower with you?\" and the daddy said \" sure son but only if you don\'t look down.\" so they were in the shower and the boy looked down. He said \" Daddy what is that? the dad replied, \" well son that is just my car.\" and they took a shower and went back into the kitchen and the mom siad \" i think i need to go take a shower now. and the boy said \" Mommy , Mommy can i take a shower with you?\" and mom replied, \" but you alreaddy had a shower with your dad.\" \"But i still feel dirty\", said the boy. and the mom said \" ok as long as you don\'t look up or down.\" so they were taking a shower and the boy lokked up and said\" mommy what are those?\' and she replied,\" well son those are my headlights\" then the boy looked down and said mommy what is that!\" she replied \"oh that\'s just my garage\" so they showered and they all ate and went to bed. The boy woke up and he was scared so he rushed to his mom and dad\'s room and said \" mommy i\'m scared can i sleep with you tonight ?\" and the mom said \"sure\"so the boy went to sleep with his mom and dad andd woke up again and he felt the bed shaking. he said \" mommy , mommy turn on your headlights! The snakes in the grass!\"
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| Posted by Cheron Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | Three guys in hellThree guys went to hell and saw a green laidy crying the divil heard and came in saying what the fuck are you crying about the laidy says i left my green baby then the divil tell the three men if you get this woman a green baby i wll set you free the men says cool the white guy trys nine month later a white baby come the white guy says i have failed the black guy trys with a green condom nine month later its a black baby he says i have also failed then the chinese guy fucks the lady nine month later a green baby apeers the divil says to the chinese guy you are free but tell me how did you gat a green baby to come out?
The chinese guy says ME CHINESE ME PLAY TRICK ME PUT CLOROXS ON MY DICK.
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():sex jokes (1888): Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! |
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| Posted by Sundi Jo M. Graham on 12-Aug-2005 | Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!how do u make ur girlfriend scream?
tell her.
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| Posted by Maxie de la Mancha on 12-Aug-2005 | No morethere were these three guys. a gay guy, a rich guy, and a mexican guy. they all died and went to heaven. but they wanter to come back so they asked god. he said that they could go back but only if they gave up 1 thing. the rich guy gave up his money, the gay guy gave up being gay, and the mexican guy gave up his mexican food. well one day the mexican guy was walking past a toco bell went in... had a toco and **poof** he was gone. then not to long later the rich guy and the gay guy were walking down the street and the rich guy saw a penny on the floor and (bent) down to pick it up and........**poof** **poof** they were both gone
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| Posted by Mel Ehrenzeller on 12-Aug-2005 | Monica & BillWhat do Monica Lewinsky and a Coke machine have in common. (They both say insert Bill)
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