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| Posted by Blair E. Baldwin on 09-Aug-2005 | DirectionsWhy do so few men end up in heaven?
They never stop to ask for directions.
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| Posted by Shaun A. Leppard on 09-Aug-2005 | Safe sexWhat's the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex?
What time will your husband get home?
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| Posted by Bob J. Blob on 09-Aug-2005 | Which one?Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!
2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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| Posted by Janus G on 09-Aug-2005 | JuryWhy did all the young girls flock to the courtroom?
They'd heard about the hung jury.
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| Posted by Hyperchick on 09-Aug-2005 | RidiculousJack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more.
On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names!
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men.
Finally, he decided to confront her.
"Diane," he said, "The only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave you the money!"
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| Posted by Mike Richards on 09-Aug-2005 | TickleHow do you tickle a rich girl?
Say, "Gucci, Gucci, Gucci!"
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