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():dirty jokes (1575): Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class... |
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| Posted by Jon Meister on 07-Aug-2005 | Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class...Dirty Ernie goes to school. His first class is
English, and the teacher wants the kids to say
what they ate for breakfast and spell it.
The first girl says "toast t o a s t."
The second boy says "eggs e g g s."
Dirty Ernie says "fuckin nothing f u c k i n g n o t h i n g."
The teacher stands him
in the corner till lunch.
After lunch Dirty Ernie is allowed to take his seat. The first class after
lunch is geography. The teacher wants to know where the Polish border
lies.
Dirty Ernie shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home on top of my
mom. That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"
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():dirty jokes (1575): Little Catherine had justed turned five, so... |
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():dirty jokes (1575): My friend Jim is a pretty wild and
crazy... |
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| Posted by Yo Momma on 07-Aug-2005 | My friend Jim is a pretty wild and
crazy...My friend Jim is a pretty wild and
crazy guy who sometimes gets bored
and has to dream up new and exiting ways to get his kicks.
One afternoon, Jim put a frog in his shirt pocket and walked into a
local drinking establishment. The cocktail waitress came over and asked
him what he would like to drink. After taking his order, the waitress
said, "Hey, what's with the frog in your pocket?"
Jim said, "Oh, the frog eats pussy."
The waitress just smiled and got Jim his drink. About 15 minutes later,
the waitress came over and asked Jim if she could borrow his frog for a
while. Jim said sure, and the waitress hurried off to the back room with
the frog. A half hour or so passed, and Jim figured he better go check up
on his frog. He walked into the back room to find the waitress lying down
on a table in the appropriate position, with the frog in the appropriate
place, and everything else quite appropriate (use your imagination).
The waitress said, "Hey mister, this frog doesn't do anything."
Jim said, "Get out of the way frog, now this is the last time I am going to
show you how to do this."
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():dirty jokes (1575): What do you get when you cross a rooster and... |
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| Posted by Billy Bob on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you get when you cross a rooster and...What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
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():dirty jokes (1575): A man goes hunting one day and shoots a rabbit,... |
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| Posted by nalon r. baker on 07-Aug-2005 | A man goes hunting one day and shoots a rabbit,...A man goes hunting one day and shoots a rabbit, but on his way to grab it a big bear
yanks it up, eats it, thens runs into the woods.
The hunter chases after it but to no avail. Suddenly he feels a tapping on his shoulder,
turns to hear the bear say pull down your pants, the frightened man does what
hes told and gets raped violently.
Afterwards the hunter says to himself "I'll get that damn bear if its the last
thing i do."
The following day he goes hunting again and sees the bear.
He shoots at it then runs to see if he got him,
after searching for 5 minutes he suddenly feels a tapping on his shoulder and hears
"Pull down your pants."
After being raped again he returns home and says "That damn bear I'm going
to destroy him."
After going hunting for him the next day and being raped once again
the hunter decides he has had enough, takes an A-K-47 out of the closet goes to
the forest and starts shooting at the bear, but realizes he missed again,
then feels a tapping on his shoulder and hears "Your not in it for the hunting anymore are you........"
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():dirty jokes (1575): Did you hear about the experimental line of... |
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