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| Posted by WARR|OR on 09-Aug-2005 | Dirty PicturesA man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem. I can't stop thinking about sex."
The Psychologist replies, "Well let's see what we can find out," as he pulled out his ink blots.
Showing the man the first ink blot he asks, "What is this a picture of?"
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist replies with, "very interesting." He shows the next picture. "And what is this a picture of?"
The man looks at it, turning it in different directions then says, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologists resumes with the third ink blot and asks, "What is this a picture of?"
Again the patient turns it in all directions and replies, "That's a man and a woman on a bed making love."
The Psychologist states, "Yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex."
"Me!?" demands the patient. "You're the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Christine and Curtis
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| Posted by lulabelle on 09-Aug-2005 | Nude GamblingTwo bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Reviewed by Tantilazing
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| Posted by Maxie de la Mancha on 09-Aug-2005 | ToastThere was a boy who wasn't developing very well in his "downstairs department".
So his mum took him to the doctor to get him examined and see if there was anything the doctor could do.
"Well there isn't much wrong" said the doctor, "but if you feed him lots of toast, it should soon rectify itself".
So the next day, the boy comes home from school and there is a massive pile of toast on the table, about 30 pieces high.
"Awwww mum, is that all for me?" said the boy.
"No, the top two slices are for you, the rest is for your dad!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Tantilazing and Curtis
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| Posted by Erik Broome on 09-Aug-2005 | DoucheHave you heard about the new types of douche on the market?
There is aloe vera scented, peach flavor, and chicken flavor.
The aloe vera is to tighten it up for the penis.
The peach is sweeter for the eater.
And the chicken is finger lickin' good.
Submitted by Curtis
Editted by Tantilazing
Reniewed by Calamjo
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| Posted by Kasey Matthews on 09-Aug-2005 | Principal AffairThere was a rumor going around school that a married teacher was having sex with the principal.
So one day Kelly, Rob, John, and Crystal stayed after school to see if it was true. Once everyone left they searched the school.
(1 hour later)
Disappointed there was no sign the rumors were true.
Then they heard noises coming from the principal's office. They were shocked to see Mrs. Frolly and the principle having sex on the desk.
Even more surprisingly the principal was Miss. Cottlin
Submitted by Lol_Girl_72
Editted by Curtis
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| Posted by Jayne L. San Jose on 09-Aug-2005 | Clock ShopA man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter.
The lady assistant says to him "Sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop."
He replies "Put two hands and a face on it then."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis and Tantilazing
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