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| Posted by dodo zhang on 09-Aug-2005 | DischargeA young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible discharge."
The doctor lays her down, lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and asks her, "How does that feel?"
The young lady replies, "Oooh doctor, that feels lovely... but the discharge is from my ear!"
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| Posted by Wilhelmina C. Ostag on 09-Aug-2005 | PieWhat's really good on cherry pie and really bad on pussy?
Crust!
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| Posted by cooter on 09-Aug-2005 | RefrigeratorDid you hear why the fag put his ass in the refrigerator?
So that his boyfriend would have something cool to slip into when he came home.
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| Posted by James Rintamaki on 09-Aug-2005 | Dog starJerry is excited that he's been hired to play his trumpet for a movie score.
After the sessions, which go beautifully, Jerry can't wait to see the finished product.
A little embarrassed, the producer explains that the music is for a porn flick that will be out in a month.
A month later, Jerry, with his jacket collar up and wearing dark glasses, goes to see the film.
He sits in the back next to an elderly couple who also seem to be wearing disguises.
The movie starts, and it is the filthiest, most perverse porn flick ever, group sex, S&M, golden showers and then, halfway through, a dog gets in on the action.
The dog has sex with all the women and most of the men.
Embarrassed, Jerry turns to the old couple and whispers, "I'm only here for the music.
The old woman turns to Jerry and whispers back, "That's OK, we're just here to see our dog."
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| Posted by Dave Ryan on 09-Aug-2005 | Desperate menThree desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual sex addict.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.
While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words.
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
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| Posted by mas on 09-Aug-2005 | Need lightA man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Submitted by calamjo
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