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| Posted by cUtEeWiTaBoOtY05 on 13-Aug-2005 | Disney CourtMinnie is sitting in the chair and the Judge asks Mickey
"So...U say minnie is crazy?"
Mickey replies "No, I said shes fucking Goofy!"
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| Posted by Wendy J. Essinger on 13-Aug-2005 | Goofy ProblemMickey and Minnie are going to get a divorce and the Judge asks Mickey......So you say shes crazy?
He replies.......NO, I SAID SHE IS FUCKING GOOFY!!
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| Posted by spike d. fuspfi on 13-Aug-2005 | THREE SUMWHATS 5 + 46 + 6 =
A; A three sum way micheal jackson
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| Posted by Weet on 13-Aug-2005 | Fish MarketOne day there was this blind man walking down the street.He walked passed a fish market,took a deep breath and said "Why,
Good Morning Ladies"
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| Posted by L H. D on 13-Aug-2005 | WhopperA:How did McDonalds get pregant?
B:Burger King forgot 2 wrap his Whopper.
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| Posted by *JeSsIcA* on 13-Aug-2005 | One too many pillsOne day a wife gets married but she is having a very bad sex life so she consults her doctor about it. she says"doc im having a bad sex life help me!" the doctor says here give this to your husband every night for improvement. well she puts a pill in the glass and has good sex so she thinks"hmmmm if one pill did that just imagine two pills so she puts two pill in his drink and they have great sex and she is thinking "hmmm if two did that just imagine the whole bottle.so she pours the whole bottle in the cup.(the next morning)the doctor callos the house and asks the son so hows everyone doing". "well my mom is dead (too much sex) my sister is pregnant and my ass hurt" "well hows your dad doing" "well he outside yelling here kitty kitty kitty"
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