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| Posted by Big Jay on 13-Aug-2005 | Disney landwhy did snow white get kicked out of disneyland?
she pulled down her knickers sta on pinocchios nose and told him to lie!
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| Posted by Rae211 on 13-Aug-2005 | Invisible manSuperman is flying through the skys of metropolis and he thinks to himself "im feeling kinda horny!"just as he thinks that he sees wonder woman sunbathing naked,he thinks BINGO!!"I can fuck her without her knowing!"So he flies down does the buisness and flies off,wonder woman sits up with a startled look on her face and she says "What was that?"then the invisible man says "I dont know but my arse is killing me!"
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| Posted by Valerie A. Galluzzo on 13-Aug-2005 | PANTSDOCTOR DOCTOR I THINK I NEEDE GLASSES
YOU CERTENLY DO SIR THIS IS A FLOWER SHOP
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| Posted by Paul J. Targonski on 13-Aug-2005 | TimbucktwoThere was a teacher who wanted two boys to make up a sentence with timbucktwo.
Firstboy:
me and my mum went on holiday to timbucktwo.
Teacher:
very well done.
secondboy:
Me and my mate tim were walking down the street and saw three ladies I bucked one and timbuckedtwo
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():dirty jokes (1575): Why hell was ice cold wen gay me ruled the earth |
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| Posted by Jerica E. Faglie on 13-Aug-2005 | Why hell was ice cold wen gay me ruled the earthThere was a gay man who had recently died and was going to heaven. He climbs up the stairs to heaven and meets a man who happens to be the keeper of heaven and hell. They begin walking to the gates so the gay man can be let in, all of a sudden the keeper drops his keys, and being gay the man jumps on top of him and begins to hump the keeper.
The keeper says, " what in the world are you doing, get off of me! I should send you to hell right now, but seeing as we are in heaven I should give you another chance". The gay man agrees.
Once again the keeper drops his keys and being gay the man jumps on him again the keeper says, " Oh my word get off of me right no I would be inclined to send you to hell but we are so close to the gates that I'ill give you one more chance, but that is it"! Once again the man agrees.
Sadly the keeper drops his keys one last time, the gay man jumps on top of him and is sent to hell. Well, being the keeper he is obligated to check on heaven and hell once a month to make sure everything is okay. He goes down to hell to check and everything is not okay, there is no fire or heat just cold ice.
The keeper finally finds the devil and asks, " Why is there no fire or heat just cold ice"!
The devil replies, "You try bending over to light a fire"!
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| Posted by katy purnell on 13-Aug-2005 | Michael jacksonDay1:one day this man's sone walked home from school and said daddy is god white or black then the daddy said he's both son
Day2:The little boy came home and asked his daddy is god a male or a female then his daddy said he's both son.
Day3:the little boy came home and asked his daddy another question and he said daddy does god love all children and his daddy said yes son.
Day4;the little boy came home and asked his daddy does god have all his children sleep in his bed with him and his daddy said yes son.
Day5:the little boy came home and asked his daddy,daddy is god michael jackson and his daddy did not respond
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