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| Posted by Chizzygrrl on 09-Aug-2005 | Disneyland surveyA recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland, produced some strange results.
Mickey Mouse likes Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.
Donald Duck likes Dr. Pepper, while Daisy prefers Root beer.
Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.
But Snow White adores 7up.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Betty Boop
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| Posted by Ivy M. Oberlander on 09-Aug-2005 | PricelessCover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:
...........PRICELESS!
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Trent Reeve on 09-Aug-2005 | Wash clothThere was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by BreeBrown
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| Posted by A A. A on 09-Aug-2005 | Starts with CWhat's hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet in the middle, starts with a "C" and ends with a "T"?
A coconut.
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Lady on 09-Aug-2005 | Barbie & the toyboxWhy wouldn't they let Barbie back in the toybox?
Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face saying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Lori Shake on 09-Aug-2005 | Deep heatA guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, I need something to keep me horny....keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label, "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours."
The guy says, "Gimme three boxes."
The next day, the guy walks into the same pharmacy, limps up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants.
The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and skin is hanging off in some places.
In a paired voice, the man moans out, "Gimme a bottle of Deep Heat."
The pharmacist replies in horror, "You can't put deep heat on that."
The man replies, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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