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| Posted by Nick S. White on 09-Aug-2005 | Doc SteadmanTwo men were standing at adjacent urinals when one said to the other, "I'll bet you were born in Newark, Ohio."
"Why, that's right!" said the second man in surprise.
"And I'll bet you were circumcised when you were three days old."
"Right again. But how'd you....."
"And I'll bet it was done by old Doc Steadman."
"Well, yes, but how did you know?" asked the second man in amazement.
"Well, old Doc always cut them at a sixty-degree angle," explained the first guy, "and you're pissing on my shoe."
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| Posted by Edward Haskett on 09-Aug-2005 | WrinkledWhat's wrinkled and hangs out your underwear?
Your mother.
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| Posted by Prosthetic Head on 09-Aug-2005 | VasectomyA gentleman is undergoing a vasectomy. During the delicate operation, one of his testicles falls onto the floor and before the nurse can pick it up, the doctor steps on it.
The doctor tells the nurse, "Don't worry, we can replace it. Get me a very small onion." She does and the doctor replaces the missing ball with the onion.
A few weeks later, the patient stops by to see the doctor, who asks him what seems to be the problem.
"Well, it's like this," the patient replies. "Every time I take a piss, my eyes water. Every time I come, I get heartburn, and every time I pass a Burger King, I get a hard-on!"
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| Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 09-Aug-2005 | BlindnessViagra may cause blindness, this may be a good thing.
If you're at the age that you're taking Viagra, do you really want to see who you're sleeping with?
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| Posted by linkin park on 09-Aug-2005 | RepairmanThe little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.
Every time she came in the room, he'd near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her.
When he'd finished she paid him and said, "I'm going to make a . . . well . . . unusual request. But you have to first promise me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on. "Well, it's kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man, 'sigh', he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I'm a woman and you're a man . . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes...yes!"
"And since I've been wanting to ever since you came in the door..."
"Yes... yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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| Posted by u know on 09-Aug-2005 | Just say "Moo"A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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