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| Posted by HotDani19 on 12-Aug-2005 | Doctor DoctorOne day a man walked into a doctors office and said doctor you have to help me I feel terrible.
Whats the matter repied the doctor.
I broke my wifes virginity.
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| Posted by William Menzen on 14-Aug-2005 | 18 Holes!!!There were three guys who needed somewhere to sleep. There was a
barn full of chickes, a barn full of cows, and a bran full of 18
naked women. The first guy slept with the chickens the next wiht
the cows and then the next with the 18 naked women. The next
morning the first guy came out with chicken feathers all over
him and said, "I feel like a chicken." The second came out with
cow shit all over him and said, "I feel like a cow." The third
came out and said, "I feel like a golf ball, I went through 18
holes in one night."
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| Posted by barbara coleman on 14-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsA married couple decided to take some golf lessons...
The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He
couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor told him to
imagine tha he was holding onto his wifes breasts. The husband
swung the club...and lo and behold! He actually made a hole in
one!
Now it was the wife's turn. She was just as bad as her husband.
So, the instructor told her to hold it as if she were holding
her husband's penis. She swung the club...but the ball didn't go
anywhere! The instructor tells her, "That's fine ma'am but you
gotta take the club out of your mouth!"
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| Posted by Snow Man on 14-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsA husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a
local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto
the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and
hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro,
"Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The
man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf
pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball
goes 30 yards. Golfpro, "Not bad, try holding the club like you
hold your husbands dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
Golfpro, "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth
and hit the ball."
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| Posted by Elby on 14-Aug-2005 | SheepTheir was two men driving down the road and they both see a
sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. So the driver pulls over,
gets out and starts fuckin' the sheep in the ass. He comes back
to the car and tells the the other guy "that greet you should
try that." So the guy runs over and stickes his head in the
fence.
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():sex jokes (1888): Three Men and a Woman Shipwrecked |
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| Posted by Rarkl on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Men and a Woman ShipwreckedFour castaways, three guys and a woman ended up on an island
somewhere in the sea. Prospects of being saved weren't very good
so the men told the woman they need to deal with their "urges".
They agreed to let one man have her on Monday, one on Tuesday
and one on Wednesday and the rest of the week she's "off duty".
That went really great for a couple of years, until the woman
died one day. Now the men were having kind of a problem. The
first week they managed, the second week it got very hard and
the third week they finally decided to bury her.
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