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| Posted by Mandy B on 12-Aug-2005 | Doctor my testicle has turned blueA man goes to the doctor and says that he is worried because one of his testicles has turned blue. the doctor examins this and decides the only way to help would be to have the testicle amputated. The man decides to go through with the operation. The next week the man comes back and says his other testicle has turned blue, and once again the doctor recomends that the testicle should be removed. The following week the man comes back again and says his penis has turned blue also. After alot of arguing the man decides that the doctor is right and he should have his penis amputated. The week after the man has had a plastic tube inserted in place of his penis he comes back and says \"Doc, now I\'m really worried. My tube has turned blue\" The doctor examins this and says to the man \"I\'m sorry sir but I think the problem is the blue dye in your jeans.\"
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| Posted by GoofyGirl on 12-Aug-2005 | Dead PussyAn old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."
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| Posted by Zack on 12-Aug-2005 | BeesWhat kind of bees make milk ?
Boobies!
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| Posted by ~*~JoNaThAnLuVa88~*~ on 12-Aug-2005 | Photo From NudistA man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives is a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but them remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says ... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"
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| Posted by Tiffany Brown on 12-Aug-2005 | Old man from Trent - LimmerickThere once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming, he went!
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| Posted by Yellow Jacket on 12-Aug-2005 | Girl from Wenatch-LimmerickLimmerick of the Day:
There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!
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