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| Posted by Aardvark on 09-Aug-2005 | ErectionThis poor guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.
All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.
Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.
"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."
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| Posted by NY on 09-Aug-2005 | ArcheologistHow do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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| Posted by Homie B. Dude on 09-Aug-2005 | Love, true love...What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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| Posted by William C. Herbert on 09-Aug-2005 | Definition of loveWhat is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is humping her.
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| Posted by marcie j. gomez on 09-Aug-2005 | Mrs JohnsonA man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.
She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
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| Posted by Ali Walker on 09-Aug-2005 | One quart todayJon left for a two day business trip to Chicago.
He was only a few blocks away from his house when he realized he'd left his plane ticket on top of his dresser.
He turned around and headed back to the house. He quietly entered the door, walked into the kitchen.
He saw his wife washing the breakfast dishes, wearing her skimpiest negligee.
She looked so good that he tiptoed up behind her, reached out, and squeezed her left tit.
"Leave only one quart of milk," she said. "Jon won't be here for breakfast tomorrow."
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