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| Posted by Hi Hi on 12-Aug-2005 | Erick nelsonerick nelson is so fat he has a 24 pak of hot dogs on the back of his neck. and his best friend js has so much butter on his teeth
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| Posted by Ensain on 12-Aug-2005 | James scogginjames sucks so much you scrape his teeth and all you get is ten pounds of left over cum
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| Posted by Kitty Devil on 12-Aug-2005 | Gobsmacked antiques dealera woman takes a used tampon to an antiques dealer and says"cmon then you smart fucker tell me what period this is from then!"
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| Posted by Will F. Murray on 12-Aug-2005 | The KnobA woman goes in to have a facelift. Theres a new one called the knob. It goes in the back of your head, and you twist it to lift up your features. She has it done, and a year later she goes in to see the doctor. She says to him: This is wonderful, whenever I feel old I just twist it and it pulls everything up. Theres a problem though Ive got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob seems to make it worse and not better.
The doctor looks at her and thinks for a minute, then says:They arent bags - Theyre your breasts!
The woman says:Oh right. That explains the goatee then!
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| Posted by Blitz Krieg on 12-Aug-2005 | just some remarksSeven out of ten people write with a felt tip.
What do the other three do when their tip is felt?
Twos company, threes an orgy.
My girls got a 39.37 insh bust.Id love to metre.
Why do prostitutes keep parrots?
I guess they can always do with a cockatoo.
One in the bush is better than two in the hand.
Oral sex should be heard and not obcene.
People who live in a glass house should screw in the basement.
Twos a party , threes a squeeze.
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and its gone.
An erection is like the theory of relativity.The more you think about it the harder it gets.
I see my girl regularly-But theres no hard feelings.
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| Posted by Natassia Hogenbirk on 12-Aug-2005 | Bin ladenBin laden has been found in wales.They caught him shagging a couple of sheep.He said he thought they were islambs.
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