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| Posted by Raynman M on 09-Aug-2005 | Erotic Vs KinkyWhat's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
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| Posted by iceqt M. Star on 09-Aug-2005 | Controlin your speedWhy Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
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| Posted by Ronnie D. Bennett on 09-Aug-2005 | No handsWhy Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
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| Posted by Galia K. Madjarova on 09-Aug-2005 | By yourselfWhy Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
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| Posted by Jamee M. Warner on 09-Aug-2005 | Keep pumpingWhy Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
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| Posted by Peter A. Gelinas on 09-Aug-2005 | Paint my houseA man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand.
He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."
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