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| Posted by Smart Fool on 12-Aug-2005 | Esculator jokeThere was a chinese man a mexican an american man and another man
the other man told the other three guys that if they can go up all 100 flights of esculaters without getting a boner that they could leave with nothing else to be said
The other man placed an extremely hot woman on the 99th flight and when the chinese man reached the 99th flight he got a boner and had sex with her then the other man told him to come back down and asked the chinese man what his dad done for a living he said that he was a carpenter so the other man said that he had to get his dick sawed on everyday.
then the mexican manwent up to the 99th flight and got a boner and had sex with her also so the other man told him to come back down and told him to tell him what his dad done for a living he said that he made hammers so the other told him that his penis had to get hammered on everday
Then the american man went up to the 99th flight and got a boner and had sex with the woman then the other man told him to come back down and tell him what his father done for a living and he told him that his dad sucked cock then the other man said that he had to his cock everyday. ha ha ha ha!!!!
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| Posted by Holly K. Ayres on 12-Aug-2005 | HoroscopeYour horoscope for this month: Work:the stars are smiling Friends:the stars are smiling Health:the stars are smiling Sex:the stars got a heart attack from laughing their heads off
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| Posted by daniel bud on 12-Aug-2005 | Sanduage sexA pour man and his kid share a bunk bed, one night the man comes into bed with a women the kid is asleep, the pour man says say lettuce if you want it harder say tomato if you want it faster, the women says tomato lettuce tomato lettuce tomato lettuce, the kid wakes up and says dad stop making butties the mayonaise is going in my mouth.
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| Posted by Jamee M. Warner on 12-Aug-2005 | The hot dog and the bunOne night a man and his wife went in there sons room the wife said hun lets have sex then the man said not on the bed stand up on the wall they both took off there colthes and then he pushed her on the floor and they were having sex when there sons walked in there youngsest son said he said mommy what is that she said my bun then he turned to his dad and said daddy what is that he said my hotdog i got to put it in mommys bun he put it in and went faster on tell she passed out then he tured to his daddy and said daddy why was mom yelling was your hotdog to hot
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| Posted by Kevin Polagro on 12-Aug-2005 | Recipe of making love[ RECIPE: HOW TO MAKE LOVE ]
How To Make Love
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. if banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, Uh Oh
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| Posted by Rebecca j. Mallett on 12-Aug-2005 | Eatin PizzaA man and his girlfriend were sitting in the backseat of his car, having some fun and things started to get hott and heavy. The man told the girl he wanted to finger her, but she said she was on her period and would be too embarrassed. It took some convincing, but finally she gave in. So he was goin at it when a policeman stuck his head through the open window and said "Whats going on in here?" The man quickly rubbed his finger around his lips and replied "Eatin Pizza!"
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