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| Posted by Angie Vaughn on 09-Aug-2005 | ESKIMOAN ESKIMO IS DRIVING HIS CAR WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE BREAKS DOWN SO HE CALLS THE AA.WHEN THE MAN ARRIVES HE LIFTS UP THE HOOD OF THE CAR AND SAYS "YOU'VE BLOWN A SEAL" THE ESKIMO THEN SAYS "SO WHAT,YOU SHAG SHEEP!"
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| Posted by Mike Richards on 09-Aug-2005 | 2 prostitutesthere was two prostitutes sat on a wall. One says to the other: "i can smell cock" To which the other replies: "oh sorry, i just burped"
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| Posted by April L. Milam on 09-Aug-2005 | two midgets meet twothere are 2 midgets who have adjoining rooms in a hotel with incredibly thin walls.They decided to check out the hotel bar , when they get there they see these 2 lovely blondes and manage to get them to go up2 there adjoining rooms.Midget number 1 says to midget number 2 "go on lad have fun !"..so Midget number 1 is in his room with this amazing blonde , she begins to strip off revealing a lovely toned body , and to his fustration he cant get a erection and to add to this he can hear midget number 2 in the next room shouting "1 - 2 - 3 arrrgh....1 - 2 - 3 uurrgg....1 - 2 - 3 ooohhhhh..."
all night long ..so midget number 1 thinks " ahh forget about it !" and goes to sleep .The next morning he awakes to find the blonde gone , midget number 1 goes into the hallway and bumps into midget number 2 and midget number 2 says " how did it go with the sexy little thing last night ?"
he replies " embarassing , awful i couldnt even get a hard on !" Midget number 2 says " you think that is bad .....I COULDNT EVEN GET ON THE BED !! "
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| Posted by Leah Pavo on 09-Aug-2005 | THIS PILL TELLS THEONE DAY THIS PREGNAT LADY WENT TO THE DOCTORS FOR HER CHECK UP AND THERE THE DOC TOLD HER WHEN SHE GOES IN ABOR HE CAN GIVE HER A PILL SO THAT THE DADY CAN HAVFE HALF OF THE PAIN AND A WEEK LATER SHE GOES IN LABOR SO THE DOC GIVES HER THE PILL AND THE HUSBAND SAYS HE DOES NOT FEEL ANYTHING SO THEY GIVE THE WIFE MORE MORE AND MORE AND SAME THING FINALLY THEY GIVE HER SO MANY THAT SHE DOES NOT FEEL THE PAIN EITHER SO SHE HAS HER BABY AND THEN WHEN THEY GO HOME THEY FIND THE MAIL MAN DEAD ON THERE FROUNT PORCH
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| Posted by Amanda S. Fletcher on 09-Aug-2005 | apple jokewhats the differnce between a womam, fish,an a apple say bob bob said i dont know john tell me well john said a woman wiggles to come a fish wiggles to get away then bob said what a bout the apple john said its for a lucky cock sucker like you to bite now
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| Posted by Zach H. Held on 09-Aug-2005 | Irish Blonde ladyAn irish blonde lady went to the doctor, complaining that the Pill kept falling off.
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