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| Posted by Alicia C. Chesbro on 10-Aug-2005 | Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
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| Posted by Areen E. Kim on 10-Aug-2005 | A young Jewish manA young Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing home a
wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is
Shooting Star." "How nice," says his mother? "And I have an Indian name too," he
says. "It's 'Running Deer' and I want you to call me that from now on." "How
nice," says his mother? "You should have an Indian name too, Mom," he says. "I
already do," says the mother. "You can call me Sitting Shiva."
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():love jokes (2491): Excerpts from the Book of Remembrance |
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| Posted by Cookie Monster on 10-Aug-2005 | Excerpts from the Book of Remembrance"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade
Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face". Lower,
Mansfield.
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| Posted by Rob on 10-Aug-2005 | When Diana died"When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now
the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest of my
life, but I will probably break that one too".
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| Posted by BLitz on 10-Aug-2005 | GrandmaKnock Knock!
Who is it?
Grandma!
Grandma who?
Knock Knock!
Who is it?
Grandma!
Grandma who?
Knock Knock!
Who is it!
Grandma!
Grandma who? (shuffle)
Knock Knock!
Who is it!
Aunty!
Aunty who?
Aunty good from keeping grandma knocking on the door?
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| Posted by Laura L. Fretz on 10-Aug-2005 | New Math?A boy was teaching girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's
subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
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