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():sex jokes (1888): Every woman in town


Posted by banana babe on 13-Aug-2005

Every woman in town

Two Irishmen are sitting in a small town bar, where Mick bragged to Sean, " You know, I had me every woman in this town, except of course, me mother and me sister."

"Well," Sean replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Health tip


Posted by Pepper Ann on 13-Aug-2005

Health tip

Mahoney said to his friend McMaken, "I haven't been feelin' meself lately!."

"Tis a good thing, too - that was a nasty habit you had!", responded McMaken.


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Speech therapy goes awry


Posted by bilal agha on 13-Aug-2005

Speech therapy goes awry

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years. The first guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"

The second guy - speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y... tells the first guy, "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."

The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."

The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married.

"W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r p..o...r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y f..a..c..e"

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.

"W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y, t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s"


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Prayer for a Boyfriend


Posted by shawn Nibble on 13-Aug-2005

Prayer for a Boyfriend

Boyfriends prayer

Heavenly father, full of grace
Bless my boyfriends sexyface
Bless his hair that sometimes curl
And keep him away from other girls

Bless his hands that are so strong
Make him keep them where they belong
Bless his arms i love to clench
Bless his tongue i love to french
Bless this man i want to marry
Bless his child i want to carry

Bless his legs that are so fast
And don't forget his big fat ass
Bless his dick that is so firm
Bless the thickness of his sperm

Bless the room that is so dark
On my neck, he left his mark
Bless my breast in which he sucked
Bless the bed in which we fucked
And if my mom walka in
Bless his life that will surely end

Amen

By: Ashlow


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Male anatomy Study


Posted by stew pid on 13-Aug-2005
Male anatomy Study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. After $250,00000, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The University of Virginia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Tight jeans


Posted by Shania on 13-Aug-2005
Tight jeans
Observing his female coworker's tight jeans fit, a man asked in wonderment and admiration, "How DO you get into those pants?"

"Oh, some nice flowers, a little wine, and dinner at a chic restaurant is usually a goodstart," she replied.


   

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