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| Posted by The Joker on 10-Aug-2005 | Excited manOne day, a kid's mom and dad took him to a nude beach. The kid went to play in
the water and came back a little while later and told his mom "I just saw a
woman who had bigger things than you do mom???. His mom replied, "The bigger the
woman's boobs the dumber the woman???.
So, the boy went out to play again, and came back a little while later and
said to his mom "Mom, I just saw a man who has a bigger thing than Dad???. His mom
replied "The bigger the thing, the dumber the guy."
So the kid went out to play again, then came back and told his mom "Daddy was
talking to a woman, and he kept getting dumber and dumber???.
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| Posted by Kane F. Clayton on 10-Aug-2005 | A****** treatmentQ: What does a woman do with her a****** before having sex?
a: She drops him off at the golf course.
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| Posted by Julian Cuevas on 10-Aug-2005 | Food better than menQ: Why is food better than men?
A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
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| Posted by Matt D. Malkmus on 10-Aug-2005 | Men and true feelingsQ: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any.
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| Posted by Harry Bloggs on 10-Aug-2005 | Mutual orgasmsQ: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
A: An insurance company.
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| Posted by FrUiT LoOpS on 10-Aug-2005 | Observing the babyOne night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently
she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his
face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment,
skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes
glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
??? A penny for your thoughts," she said.
??? It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib
like that for only $46.50."
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