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():sex jokes (1888): Excited suitor


Posted by Joseph E. Pennisi on 13-Aug-2005

Excited suitor

This guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it. After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way he won't have to see her and he won't get too excited.

He ends up asking her out and she says yes. He figures what he'll do is tie his penis to his leg so when he sees her it'll be tied to his leg and she'll never notice it. He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy. He kicks her in the face.


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Resolving an argument


Posted by bob d. mackland on 13-Aug-2005

Resolving an argument

Two women were at a bar. One looked at the other and said, "You know, 80 percent of all men think the best way to end an argument is to make love."

"Well," said the other woman," that will certainly revolutionize the game of hockey!"


   

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():sex jokes (1888): An affair with??¦


Posted by Liz M. Whitt on 13-Aug-2005

An affair with??¦

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine.' His second friend says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine.' Paddy says, 'I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.' Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. 'No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.'


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Being faithful?


Posted by jimmy miller on 13-Aug-2005

Being faithful?

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how our old doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"


   

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():sex jokes (1888): A lifetime of shame


Posted by Gina E. Haver on 13-Aug-2005
A lifetime of shame
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. 'We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation,' she said, 'ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?'

A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, 'Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?'


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Where's your wife?


Posted by Jim Porter on 13-Aug-2005
Where's your wife?
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, 'You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

'Why?' she asks.

'Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.'


   

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