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| Posted by Fred J. Chisman on 13-Aug-2005 | Exotic beesWhat kind of bees make milk?
Boobees
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| Posted by Mike Nichols on 13-Aug-2005 | The creation of the pussyseven wise men with knowledge so fine
created a pussy to their design
first was a butcher
with smart wit
using a knife he gave it a slit
second was a carpenter
strong and bold
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole
third was a tailor
tall and thin
by using red velvet he lined it within
fourth was a hunter
short and stout
using fox fur he lined it without
fifth was a fisherman
nasty as hell
he therew in a fish and gave it a smell
fifth was a preacher
whose name was mcgee
he touched it and blessed it
and said it could pee
last was a sailor
a dirty little runt
he sucked it and fucked it
and called it a cunt
by sarah from newcastle
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| Posted by Tyson Taylor on 13-Aug-2005 | So FatYou so fat you went into 7-11 and didnt come out till 12:15.
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| Posted by Lauren R. Zachareas on 13-Aug-2005 | No LegsKnow what you call a Mexican woman with no legs?
Cuntswaylow!!!
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| Posted by Sam J. Wasserman on 13-Aug-2005 | Pillsberry Dough BoyWhat do you get when the Pillsberry Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts!
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| Posted by Stavs on 13-Aug-2005 | The BarbequeA:Are you going to da barbeque?
B:What barbeque?
A:My meat on yo grill.
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