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| Posted by kittilov on 12-Aug-2005 | EyesWhat do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!
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| Posted by Canadian seven seven eight on 12-Aug-2005 | Men vs. WomenWhy are women like parking spaces?
The best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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| Posted by Patricia Pezzullo on 12-Aug-2005 | Snail TracksQ: Why did God give women legs?
A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!
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| Posted by Slider1489 on 12-Aug-2005 | Difference Between A Man and WomanA man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the
mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the
woman yells out - "Pig!". The man then yells back - "Hoe!" They both
continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!
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| Posted by The Truck that TALKS! on 12-Aug-2005 | BrainsA man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.
So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.
On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each.
On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each.
The brainless man asks why the price differece.
The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.
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| Posted by Rick J. Stoner on 12-Aug-2005 | Rule of ThumbThe phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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