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| Posted by Shannon on 09-Aug-2005 | FaceWhy are women like snow flakes?
They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they'll all melt when they land on your face...
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| Posted by Marisa Persuki on 09-Aug-2005 | RefrigeratorWhat's the difference between a refrigerator and woman?
The refrigerator doesn't say "OOHHH", when you pull the meat out.
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| Posted by Steve Mitchell on 09-Aug-2005 | BarWhat's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?
Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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| Posted by Pete Makiha on 09-Aug-2005 | ProblemA man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him, "I've got this problem."
The psychiatrist asks, "What is it?"
"Well, during the day I'm attracted to women, and for some reason at night I'm attracted to men. Do you know what it could be?"
The psychiatrist reflects for a minute a says, "This sounds like a classic case of Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hiney."
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| Posted by Helcias E. Galan on 09-Aug-2005 | Hind lick manouverA woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke. People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner whisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. One strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front of his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.
Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged food from her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the two homosexuals return to their food.
One turns to the other and says, "Wow, that hind-lick manouver really works!"
Submitted by calamjo
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| Posted by morgan on 09-Aug-2005 | Don't knowWhat would you do if you had a condom with a hole in it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket?
I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.
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