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| Posted by Howie Payne on 10-Aug-2005 | Facing Bloomingdale'sQ: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.
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| Posted by Randi G. Upchurch on 10-Aug-2005 | A Jewish boyA Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a
part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the
part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the
teacher you want a speaking part."
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| Posted by Robbie Wilson on 10-Aug-2005 | A man callsA man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says
the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She
says, "Because I haven't eaten in 5 days." The man says, "That's terrible! Why
haven't you eaten in 5 days? The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth
to be filled with food if you should call."
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| Posted by Johnny F. Gleason on 10-Aug-2005 | Under the vacuum cleaner.Q - Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A - Under the vacuum cleaner.
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| Posted by Wendy on 10-Aug-2005 | How many Jewish mothers?Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A - (Sigh) don??™t bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance
to anybody.
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():love jokes (2491): Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. |
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| Posted by Alicia C. Chesbro on 10-Aug-2005 | Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
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