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| Posted by james on 09-Aug-2005 | Fake itWhat do you do when a Rottweiler humps your leg?
Fake an orgasm.
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| Posted by kittilov on 09-Aug-2005 | Hot dogBad news from a hot dog vendor when he trlls you...
10. "I trapped the meat myself."
9. "Can we hurry this up, I have to meet my parole officer."
8. "Botulism, schmotulism, am I right, Vicky?"
7. "Would you like to smear mustard on me?"
6. "I kissed every one for good luck."
5. "There's a zoo in every bite."
4. "Did you see me on '60 Minutes' last night?"
3. "Would you like a drink to wash down this uncooked mystery tube?"
2. "I'll see you in the emergency room, genius!"
1. "You're my first customer in eight weeks."
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| Posted by Rylee Angel on 09-Aug-2005 | Self-employedWhat do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?
Self-employed!
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| Posted by JOHNWILLY on 09-Aug-2005 | Bowling ballYour sister is like a bowling ball.
First she gets picked up, then fingered, then thrown in the gutter, and the bitch keeps coming back for more!
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| Posted by Dayna E. Bias on 09-Aug-2005 | DeodorantHave you heard about the new deodorant called 'Umpire'?
It's for foul balls.
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| Posted by donald a. scott on 09-Aug-2005 | SwappingTwo couples who have been friends for years decide to spend the weekend at a fancy hotel.
When they get there, one of the husbands suggests they get a little wild and swap partners.
After two hours of solid sex by the fireside, the man turns to his new partner and says, ???Wow! This is the best sex I??™ve had in years.???
???Yeah,??? his new companion agrees.
???I wonder how the girls are doing.???
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