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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 12-Aug-2005 | Farmers daughterThree men where traveling backcountry roads when their car broke down. They walked to a farmhouse and asked the old man for help. He told them they could stay the night and he would drive them to the town the next day. He warned them that his daughter meant the world to him, and he would kill them if he found out they screwed around with her. So all three mean agreed that they would not mess with his daughter. Later on that night one of the three friends was wondering around the house and he came upon the room of the farmers daughter. She was the most beautiful girl that he had ever seen! She looked at him with an innocent smile and motioned him in. He thought to himself that old man will never know, and he went into the room. The second of the three friends was wondering around the house and he came upon the room of farmers daughter. She smiled at him with that innocent grin and motioned him in. He thought to himself that old man will never know, and he went into the room. The third man was wondering around the house and he came upon the same room. The farmers daughter smiled at him with that same innocent grin, and motioned him in. He though to himself that old man will never know, and he went into the room. The next morning the old man grabbed his shotgun and went into the room where the three guys were staying. He loaded his shotgun and asked,\" which one of u bastards fooled around with my daughter!\"
None of the three men responded. \"Well we will solve this because last night I slipped razor blades into my daughters pussy! So drop your drawers now,\" the old man shouted! The first man dropped his pants and his dick was all shredded up so the old man shot him. The second man dropped his pants and his dick too was all shredded. So the old man shot him also. The third man dropped his pants and his dick was fine. The old man turned to him and thanked him for not fooling around with his daughter. The man replied,\"Nnn oo ss pp rr oo bb ll ee mm ss.\"
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| Posted by President jokes on 12-Aug-2005 | Whats that???there was a little kid and she wanted to take a shower with her mom and her mom said es when they were in the shower the little girl looked up and said \"mommy whats that?\" and her mom said \" thats my garden\" the next day the little girl wanted to take a shower with her dad and he said ok when they were in the shower the littlegirl looked up and asked \"daddy whats that?\" and her dad said \"thats my snake\" that night she got scared and slept with her mom and dad during the night she woke up and said \"MOMMY, MOMMY!THE SNAKES GOING IN THE GARDEN!!!!!!
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| Posted by Angel2 on 12-Aug-2005 | Air Traffic controlOne day Johnny walks in on his mother showering and he asks her \"what that tuff of hair\" is she says \"its mommys airport sweety\"
\"ok\" the next day he walks in on his dad showering and he askes \"wut that long thing\" he says \"its an airplane\" \"ok\" then that night he walks in his parents having a little rondevu and he screams out \"daddy your plane crashed into mommies airport and now the head lights are getting bigger
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| Posted by calahsman on 12-Aug-2005 | Taco BellTaco Bell- think outside the bun
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| Posted by panzer on 12-Aug-2005 | Cock-a-doodle-dooWhat Do you call a man with a 90 inch cock? Mark S
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| Posted by YeLLoW SLiM ShAdY on 12-Aug-2005 | Sex men
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