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| Posted by Brian C. Kaase on 12-Aug-2005 | FartsQ: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
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| Posted by Becky Holland on 12-Aug-2005 | Princess Diana alive?!Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!
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| Posted by Nick K on 12-Aug-2005 | FriendsQ: Why are gay guys never lonely?
A: They have friends up the ass.
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| Posted by heids on 12-Aug-2005 | Happy Birthday...yech!Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass."
Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
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| Posted by Marc A. Brekke on 12-Aug-2005 | ThermometersQ: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A: The taste!
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| Posted by Boo on 12-Aug-2005 | Really, really rude!What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
Sucks down a cold one!
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