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| Posted by Matt A. Fennell on 13-Aug-2005 | Fat wifea naked woman was getting ready for bed when she looked at herself in the mirror and said to her husband my bum looks fat and i look ugly will you pay me a compliment the husband replies well your eye sight is perfect.
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| Posted by Andrew Strain on 13-Aug-2005 | Sexa gal asked a boy, "do u think im pretty?"
"no"
"if i left wud u cry?"
"no"
"wud u like to touch my cunt?"
"no"
the girl felt hurt and walked away. but...
the guy grabbed her arm and turned her around
"ur not pretty, ur beautiful
if u left i wudnt cry, id die
i wudnt like to touch ur cunt, id like to be in ur cunt!"
and he shoved her into the bed and fucked her
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| Posted by Tom Lynn on 13-Aug-2005 | How to make a baby.Directions for making a baby are:
Insert Rod A into Slot B.
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| Posted by Heather Iannaccio on 13-Aug-2005 | Lettuce And TomatoThere was an older brother and a younger brother sleeping in the same room. The older brother was on the top bunk and the younger brother was on the bottom bunk.
so one night the older brother brings his girl-friend over and they start doin it. So the guy says "Every time you want me to go harder yell lettuce and tomato" so all night she was saying lettuce and tomato lettuce and tomato. finally the younger brother wakes up and says "Quit makin sandwiches up there your getting mayonaise all over my face"!
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| Posted by DJ Davis on 13-Aug-2005 | Rodeo FuckHow to do the rodeo fuck:
Turn your girl over and start your business. About 30 second before the "main event", quietly proclaim that she is not as good as your last girlfriend. Then, see if you can hold on for 30 seconds.
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():sex jokes (1888): What do they know about sex |
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| Posted by Tr Howes on 13-Aug-2005 | What do they know about sexwhatdo women think about sex:
at age 10 think about it
at age 20 do it
at age 30 get babys from it
at age 60 egnore it
at age 90 forget about it
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