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| Posted by Anna Flack on 09-Aug-2005 | FatalUncle Max was 89 years old and he wanted to marry a 24 year old girl.
I told him, "You can't marry a 24 year old girl."
He said, "Why not?"
I said, "If you marry a 24 year old girl, you'll have to have sex with her and that could be fatal!"
He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well if she dies, she dies!"
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| Posted by Sarah M. Jacobs on 09-Aug-2005 | IQAlbert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"Great!" says Albert. "We'll talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"Wonderful!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We'll have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man replies, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys!?"
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| Posted by Ben C. Bays on 09-Aug-2005 | Tattooed penisThis fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle.
Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.
Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.
One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
"No way, mon, I work for the tourist board. Mine reads, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 09-Aug-2005 | DandruffHow do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
Look for dandruff on her shoes.
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| Posted by Barrett A. Willis on 09-Aug-2005 | WaterA woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:
Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.
Woman: Ok.
Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.
Woman: Ok.
Dr.: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.
After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me Dr.?"
Dr.: Yeah. You do not drink enough water.
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| Posted by foxee sexee chik on 09-Aug-2005 | Alaskan lesbiansWhat do you call Alaskan lesbians?
Klondikes.
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