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| Posted by Lucky Lady on 09-Aug-2005 | Father of twoA man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
"Ah..." said the woman, as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of Three children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what you think."
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| Posted by Tiffany on 09-Aug-2005 | Lottery winnerA woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
"Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"
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| Posted by Odd V. Sevland on 09-Aug-2005 | Sniff testA woman walked into a very busy butcher's shop.
Looking at meats and poultry on display, she suddenly grabbed hold of a dressed chicken, she picked up one wing, sniffed it.
She then picked up the other wing and sniffed it.
Then she picked up one leg, sniffed it, then picked up the other leg and sniffed it too.
Just as she finished sniffing the second leg, the butcher walked up to her and said, "Madam, could -you- pass such a test?"
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| Posted by Brid Edwards on 09-Aug-2005 | Christmas tree betterReasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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| Posted by Doc Robinson on 09-Aug-2005 | A stolen credit cardA man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
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| Posted by Caleb Harrelson on 09-Aug-2005 | Christmas tree betterReasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
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