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():love jokes (2491): Father-in-law jokes and Mother-in-law jokes |
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| Posted by Chuk Bonyata on 10-Aug-2005 | Father-in-law jokes and Mother-in-law jokesWith all these mother-in-law jokes, just where are the father-in-law jokes?
Nobody seems to know, but the lack of father-in-law jokes seems to indicate just
where the real, actual power rests in resolving family problems.
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| Posted by Sammi and cassi on 10-Aug-2005 | Little four-year-old JennyLittle four-year-old Jenny was looking at her new baby brother for the first
time. He was fast asleep. After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for
a few minutes, Jenny looked up at her mother and asked plaintively, "Didn't he
come with batteries?"
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| Posted by David Kuei on 10-Aug-2005 | Dad and a sonDad: "You're always asking questions. I'd like to know what would have
happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy."
Son: "Maybe you'd have been able to answer some of mine today???.
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():love jokes (2491): You know you're living in a small town..... |
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| Posted by Abby Proffer on 10-Aug-2005 | You know you're living in a small town.....* when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
* neighbors' kids play in your yard more than your own kids do.
* if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local
merchants because you're the first baby of the year.
* there is no local news section in the newspaper.
* if you speak to each dog you pass, by name ..... and he wags his tail at you
* if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
* you can't walk for exercise because everyone offers you a ride.
* when the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.
* if you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.
* if you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!
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():love jokes (2491): HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN |
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| Posted by Fred J. Chisman on 10-Aug-2005 | HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN* You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
* Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
* Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group
of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
* You wake up and your braces are locked together.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
* Your income tax check bounces.
* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
* Your wife says "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
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| Posted by Mini Me on 10-Aug-2005 | Space shuttleOne day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a Kindergarten.
When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted, "I'm free!
I'm free!!!" At this point, one of the little children standing there shouted
back, "Big deal, I'm four!"
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