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| Posted by Emmorality on 09-Aug-2005 | Favorite FlowerWhile attending a marriage seminar on communication, Jim and his wife listened to the instructor declare: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men: "For instance, gentlemen, can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Jim leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"
The rest of the story is not pleasant.
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| Posted by good-looking on 09-Aug-2005 | Wrong ManAt the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren`t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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| Posted by Moosen on 09-Aug-2005 | FoolAfter a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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| Posted by El Wil on 09-Aug-2005 | Both SpeakIn the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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| Posted by Ben Travis on 09-Aug-2005 | Six Oclock AMAn angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume." She snarled, "that there is a good reason for you crawling in here at 6 o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
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| Posted by Taz on 09-Aug-2005 | ExpensiveThe wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair and expensive, imported knickers.
"After all, dear," she said to her husband, "You wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
"No," her husband replied. "Nor, would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver."
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