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| Posted by bob j. gates on 13-Aug-2005 | FcukHow did the light get to have sex?
Who gives a shit! Fuck off!
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| Posted by Adam R. Tark on 13-Aug-2005 | The fireman and the catone day a fireman was working on his truck when next door to him was a little girl working on her firetruck which was a wagon,the fireman goes over and says "Nice firetruck," the little girl replies "Thank you" theres a dog and a cat pulling the wagon. One rope tied to the dogs collar and the other rope tied to the cats testicles,the fireman says "It would be easier for the cat if u tied the rope around the cats collar," the little girl replies,"That wont work,cause then i wont have a siren!"
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| Posted by Koolgirl Skittlehead on 13-Aug-2005 | MUSICAL CONDOMSIf they had a musical condom yours would be singing "its a small world after all its a small world after allllll"!!!!
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| Posted by Stavs on 13-Aug-2005 | Barbie JokeHow do you tell if barbie is on her period?
All your Tic tacs are missing.
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| Posted by Natalie -. Z on 13-Aug-2005 | PantiesQ:why do women wear flower printed panties?
A:it is the memory of men buried in there.
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| Posted by pointless on 13-Aug-2005 | Real EstateAn old man goes to the sex therapist an the therapist asks "Do you and your wife have mutal climax " he goes "No we got State Farm"
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