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Feelin horny

2 4 6 8 feelin horny cnt wait,3 5 7 9 want ur body next 2 mine,a b c d cum and lay on top of me,u v w x cal me when ya wanna have sex!!!

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	():sex jokes (1888): The man from bangoo

Posted by deeze nutz on 13-Aug-2005

The man from bangoo

there once was a man from bangoo,
who fell asleep in a canoo,
he had a dream about venus,
and played with his penis,
and woke up with a hand full of goo!

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	():sex jokes (1888): Sex me

Posted by Steve Bessette on 13-Aug-2005

Sex me

i have no dick so my girlfriend carnt have a baby so i when to the doctors and he gave me a sexie elecric one and i had sex and it made my girlfriend boobs light up so she married me!

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	():sex jokes (1888): The Honeymoon

Posted by JaymeE HarpeR on 13-Aug-2005

The Honeymoon

A hasband and a wife were on a honey moon and the hasband wanted his wife to give him a blowjob but she was very tired so she just turned a way.
Sometime later the husband felt a blowjob
and started moaning.his wife came out of the bathroom saying"whats the matter?"the husband said "what?!"5 seconds later his cat came out from under the blanket.

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	():sex jokes (1888): Nauty Kids

Posted by dawn whispers on 13-Aug-2005

Nauty Kids

A boy and his mom are at home the boy is on the stairs he has his cat in his hand and a bag of skittles he eats a skittle and bites the cat and moves down a step he does it a couple more times his mom asks What are you doing he says nothing a little later his dad comes home the boys Mom & dad talk so the mom and dad talk to the boy the boy is still on the stairs he eats a skittle bites the cat and moves down a step the boys dad says What are you doing the boy pauses for some time and says im poping pills eating pussy and moving along

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