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| Posted by Darren N. Doyle on 10-Aug-2005 | Female comebacksMan: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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| Posted by Leon P. Steward on 10-Aug-2005 | Car treatmentQ: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 10,000
miles, whichever came first.
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| Posted by darknutz on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference Between Men and Women1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item
that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at
all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man
marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
& after marriage.
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| Posted by William Menzen on 10-Aug-2005 | SpidersQ: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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| Posted by Joe on 10-Aug-2005 | Mid-life crisesQ: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.
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| Posted by Autumn on 10-Aug-2005 | Circus and singles barQ: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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