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| Posted by Laxori Shiin on 12-Aug-2005 | Feminist Faux PasI don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."
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| Posted by Jon Meister on 12-Aug-2005 | Women Need Four AnimalsA woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back, a
jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for
it all.
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| Posted by nitrice oxyde on 12-Aug-2005 | Hungry BeggarA beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
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| Posted by Kristina on 12-Aug-2005 | Ten Important Men In Woman's LifeThey are:
Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."
Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."
Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"
Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"
Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in."
Her Hunter; he goes deep into the bush, shoots several times, and always eats what he shoots.
Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering."
Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest."
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| Posted by Chuckler on 12-Aug-2005 | Particular Kind Of WomanThe bachelor who complained that the women he selected would not
remain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, "Your problem
is that you are looking for a particular kind of woman.
You ought to be looking for the kind of woman who is not
particular."
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| Posted by Stephen W. Gradwell on 12-Aug-2005 | Your Are Available?A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking.
"What do you do?" she asked him.
"I recently escaped from prison for having killed my wife."
"Oh, does that mean you are available?"
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