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():sex jokes (1888): Fire Hazard


Posted by Blitz Krieg on 13-Aug-2005

Fire Hazard

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino.

After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson is banging away from behind.

Chief Mattea says, "What the hell is going on?"

Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation."

The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

Olson says, "I did, Chief. That's how this business got started."


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Bobby's fetish


Posted by Justin Lebar on 13-Aug-2005

Bobby's fetish

One morning Bobby's mother was cleaning his room, and she found an S&M magazine under the bed. She was beside herself worrying and stressing trying to think of how to handle the situation.

Finally her husband came home from work and he asked her how her day was. The mother told him about the magazine. Shaking, she asked him how they were going handle this situation.

Her husband sat there for awhile, sighed, and said, "Well, I guess spanking him is out of the question."


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Another Tattoo down there...


Posted by Becky Holland on 13-Aug-2005

Another Tattoo down there...

A guy walks into a whorehouse. On his dick it says "Shortie's." One of the whores felt bad for him so she gives him a blow job.

All the other whores were laughing at her until they came out of the room. It turns out that his dick said "Shortie's Bar and Grill in Albuquerque, New Mexico."

Submitted by Jeff Wynne


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Nasty Gay Joke


Posted by Brat Girl on 13-Aug-2005

Nasty Gay Joke

One morning, this gay man woke up from a wonderful dream, only to hear his partner in the bathroom making grunting and moaning sounds. The gay man got out of bed, walked down the hall and opened the bathroom door. The gay man looked at his partner, masturbating with a condom on.

"What the hell are you doing???" he asked his partner.

The gay man's partner looked up at him sheepishly, "Oh... I was just packing your lunch!"


   

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():sex jokes (1888): Personal Ad


Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 13-Aug-2005
Personal Ad
WANTED:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
(But please only read lines 1,3 and 5)



Submitted By: Lisa


   

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():sex jokes (1888): The frog and oral sex


Posted by Farzad F. Rad on 13-Aug-2005
The frog and oral sex
This guy goes into a bar with a frog. A women says "what's up with the frog!?"

He explains, "well he likes to go down on women."

"No way!"

"Well, I can prove it to you."

They go back to her apartment... she strips and lays down, and he puts the frog between her legs pets him and says, "come on boy you can do it!"

The frog doesn't move, so one more time he pets the frog and says, "you can do it."

Still nothing, so the guy leans over puts his ear close to the frog. After a moment he says, "ok, but I am only gonna show you one more time!"


   

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