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| Posted by wylie on 09-Aug-2005 | First VisitThe young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.
"We've been trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.
"I'm sure we??ll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.
"If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the examining table."
"Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby."
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| Posted by Cath L. Currey on 09-Aug-2005 | IndefinitelyQ:What is the definition of 'indefinitely'? A:When you feel those balls on your *ss, you know he's 'indefinitely'.
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| Posted by Jennifer N. Belluche on 09-Aug-2005 | Spreading LegsA guy walks up to a woman and begins staring at her legs. He says "You have very nice legs".
While blushing, the woman thanks him and asks for his name.
The man says, "My name isn't important", and continues staring at her legs.
He looks up at her face and says "You have extremely nice legs.. What time do they open?"
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| Posted by A A. A on 09-Aug-2005 | Pick-up lines!!!!!!!1. Are those REAL??? 2. Nice legs!! What time do they open?? 3. Will, you just freakin' go out with me? 4. Offer a single rose and say: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
5. I know milk does a body good, but damn -- how much you been drinking?
6. I put a drop of tear in the ocean for you... and I'll stop loving you when you find that teardrop.
7. Nice tuba. Wanna practice some scales together?
8. The top 4 things I love: 1)Beer 2)Soccer 3)Shoes 4)You 9. Don't frown. You'll never know who's falling in love with your smile!
10. (Take out a 1$ bill):
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
(kiss them)
Oops, guess I lost.
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| Posted by Chubbabutt on 09-Aug-2005 | Panda Gets A HookerA panda bear picks up a hooker and they go to a cheap motel to have sex. He goes down on her for hours and she has multiple orgasms.
Afterward, while the panda bear is getting dressed the hooker sits up in bed and says I need you to pay me now. The panda just shrugs and keeps putting on his clothes.
The hooker jumps out of bed and says I need you to pay me, I am a hooker, this is what I do for a job.
The panda bear shrugs again and continues putting on his clothes. The hooker runs to her purse and pulls out a mini dictionary and looks up the word ???hooker.??? She shows the bear what it says: Hooker; has sex for money.
The bear smiles and flips to ???Panda Bear???, and then without saying another word walks out of the room.
The hooker looks down at the definition and reads: Panda Bear; eats bushes and leaves
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| Posted by Patty M on 09-Aug-2005 | Tom CatDid you hear about the thrifty Tom Cat?
He put a little in the kitty every night.
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