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():Body & Health (530): Fishing Pole Shopping


Posted by shelly Neely on 13-Aug-2005

Fishing Pole Shopping

One day a lady went into a fishing shop to buy her husband a fishing pole for his birthday.

She picked up a really nice looking pole and asked the salesman how much it was. The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So the lady gives him the pole and he says, "That pole is worth $45." She was amazed at how cheap that was.

So then she picked up another really nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $55." she decided that was also really cheap.

And then she picks the nicest looking pole in the place and handed it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $70." she told him that she would take it.

As she was getting the fishing pole all rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just let it loose.

All of a sudden the man says, "It all comes up to $80."

Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $70."

He said, "It is. Its $70 for the fishing pole and $10 for the duck call."


   

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():Body & Health (530): Real knee slapper


Posted by Robert T. on 13-Aug-2005

Real knee slapper

head... ha ha ha, leg... ha ha ha, toe, liver, chicken!
   

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():Body & Health (530): I wouldnt be talkin


Posted by Mr Female on 13-Aug-2005

I wouldnt be talkin

there was a camel and an elephant. The elephant said to the camel, "why do you have boobs on your back?" Then the camel said to the elephant, "i wouldnt be talkin if i were you, why do you hav a big dick on your face?"
   

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():Body & Health (530): CONDOMS


Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 13-Aug-2005

CONDOMS


   

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():Body & Health (530): 7 wise men


Posted by The Breather on 13-Aug-2005
7 wise men
7 wise men with knowlege so fine built a pussy to their own desighn 1st was a buthcher with good wit with a knife he gave it a slit 2nd was a carpenter who had a big mole with a hammer and chisel he gave ot a hole 3rd was a hunter short and stout with a piece of fox fur he lined it without 4th was a designer tall and thin with a piece of red velvet he lined it 5th was a fisherman who whipped out a fish and chucked it in and gave it a smell last was a sailsman dirty little runt he sucked it and fucked it and called it a CUNT!
   

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():Body & Health (530): Saggy


Posted by Greenbean on 13-Aug-2005
Saggy
Q.What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A.We better get some support or people are going to think where nuts.
   

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