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| Posted by Judge Fu on 10-Aug-2005 | Fishing tripEarly in the morning, a man set out for a fishing trip. Before he left his
wife said, "Stay home. It's raining out there, and windy."
The husband did not answer, and walked out. When he was in the street,
downpour and strong wind make him shudder. He walked a couple of blocks, but
then decided the weather was too bad indeed, so he turned back. He walked into
his apartment, undressed and dove into the bed.
"What a dog's weather," he said, still shuddering.
"Yes," the wife said. "Such weather and my idiot left for a fishing trip."
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| Posted by Jeremy Penner on 10-Aug-2005 | One hundredOn a train, a Georgian is traveling with his wife. In the same compartment
travel two physicians. Hour after hour, the wife is nagging her husband, not
letting him to say a word in response. Then she leaves the compartment for the
restroom. The physicians say,"Listen, Vano. We sympathize with you. How can you
stand such a viper of a woman? We'll give you a telephone in Tbilisi, for mere
two hundred rubles they perform a surgery on her brain, and she will become
gentle and agreeable.
"What for?" Vano answers calmly. "I'm taking her to Kutaisi; there they
promised to finish her off just for one hundred."
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| Posted by madcat cw on 10-Aug-2005 | Indeed jackets darlingA man came home earlier than usual, when his wife's lover was still in the
apartment. She hid the lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate,
something rustled in the closet.
"What's that?" the husband asked.
"Nothing, darling. Just jackets."
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
"What the hell is that?"
"I'm telling you, just jackets."
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
"I'll check it," the husband said. "You'll regret it if it's not jackets."
The husband yanked the closet's door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a
pistol. The husband quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets,
darling."
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| Posted by sarah simone on 10-Aug-2005 | Lowlife coward"How has your latest altercation with your wife ended?" a man asked his
friend.
"Oh, she had to crawl to me on her knees," the friend said proudly.
"And what did she say?"
"Get out from under the bed, you lowlife coward."
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| Posted by Paige Mcclure on 10-Aug-2005 | Is it youA man came home from a business trip. He went to bed with his wife. In the
middle of night, some noise under the bed woke him. He extended his hand toward
the floor and said. "Is it you, Lassy?"
"Yes," Lassy answered and licked the man's hand.
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| Posted by Aimeekat on 10-Aug-2005 | Exactly rightOnce a husband and a wife argued about cooking. The wife insisted that
potatoes must be cooked with only one teaspoon of salt per pan, while the
husband thought that two spoons would be better. The husband said in a mild
tone, "I think, in this you're not exactly right."
"What? I'm not exactly right? What you really mean is that I'm far from being
right! You mean I'm completely wrong! I'm wrong; it means I'm telling lies! I'm
lying, then I'm not speaking like a human being! You mean I'm barking like a
dog! Mom! Mom! He called me bitch!"
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