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| Posted by Private Private on 12-Aug-2005 | Five buttonsWhat are the only five buttons any woman should ever have on her?
1. Suck.
2. Fuck.
3. Cook.
4. Clean.
5. Off.
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| Posted by eric s. jozovich on 12-Aug-2005 | Girlfriend on steroidsHow do you know your girlfriend has been taking too many steroids?
When she comes home jerks down your pants and tries to fuck you in the ass with her clit.
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| Posted by Whiteknight Whiteknight on 12-Aug-2005 | Why did the woman cross the road?Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait! what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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| Posted by Crissie D. Craig on 12-Aug-2005 | Women on the MoonWhy have they not sent women to the moon?
Because it has not needed to be cleaned yet
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| Posted by Red on 12-Aug-2005 | Kljhikfdhugnbdf8uHell you fucken asshole freak. Fuck you!!When your baby came out of your big butt the docter smacked you not your ugly ,fat baby!!!
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| Posted by D M. C on 12-Aug-2005 | Women, Perfume and makeupQ: Why do women wear perfume and makeup?
A: Because they\'re ugly and they smell
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