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| Posted by Colten Reddit on 12-Aug-2005 | Flat FrogA little kid is walking down the footpath with a flat frog tied to a peice of string. He walks into the Brothel and walks to the front desk and says "i would like to have sex with your disesed woman please." the lady at the desk says "why do you want to do that?"
the boy said "if i have sex with her i will get the disease then i will go home and the baby sitter will have sex with me and when dad takes the baby sitter home hes going to bonk her brains out then when he comes back he will have sex with my mum and when dad goes to work in the morning mum will have sex with the milk man and i hope the milkman dies from that disease because he is the on who ran over my bloody frog!!!!
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| Posted by Aznchik627 on 12-Aug-2005 | The Nun and the Bus driverA guy gets on a bus and sees this nun. He askes the bus driver "where can i meet her?"
The bus driver says "well" "ummm" "you can meet her at the church at 5:00pm on friday night but she wont just shag any man that comes up to her" "ok" says the man. So he goes to the church at 5:00pm on friday night dreesed as god and walks up to the nun and says" hi im god and i want to shag ya" the nun says yes. After they have both finished doing their bits the guy gets up and puts the suit back on and says to the nun "HA" "im not god im the guy off the bus" then the nun says "HA im not the nun, im the bus driver!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by gamma on 12-Aug-2005 | Special OlympicsQ: Whats better than winning the Gold Medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being fuckin Retarded
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| Posted by ana munoz on 12-Aug-2005 | T.RA man was on an aeroplane and he needed to go to the toilet. He told the stewardess and she said okay but not to touch the T.R button. So he went to the toilet and after he did his buisness he found the T.F button(toilet flush). The T.O button(tap on) and he finally found the T.R button. He pressed it thinking what could be wrong with it. Next thing he knows he is in hospital with the stewardess standing over him he asked why he was there. She replied he pressed the T.R button(tampon remover)!
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| Posted by Josh P. on 12-Aug-2005 | SucksQ. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIFE AND A JOB?
A. AFTER TEN YEARS A JOB STILL SUCKS!
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| Posted by Brian #17 on 12-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsHarry and Mary wanted to play golf so they hired a tutor.
Harry was taught first. He was asked to show the tutor what he could do. He hit it 200 yds. The tutor asked him to hold the club like he would his wife large breasts. He hit it 500 yds. Mary come out next and hit it 50 yds. The tutor asked her to hold the club like she would her husbands penis. She hit the ball 100 yds. The tutor told her it was fine but next time to take the club out of her mouth.
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