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| Posted by Greg Y on 13-Aug-2005 | FLEESOK THERE ARE THREE FLEES ON A NAKED WOMAN THE FRIST ONE FINDS TWO TALL MOUTAIN,THE 2 ONE FINDS BOSHES, THE 3 ONE FINDS A BIG CAVE. THE NEXT MORNING, THEY ALL WAKE UPAND TALK ABOUT HOW THEY SLEEPED.
THE1FLEE[GRAT],THE 2[GRAT],THE 3[NOT AT ALL THIS BALED GUY CAME IN THEN WENT OUT LIKE 50 TIMES SO I PUNCHED HIM THEN HE GOT ME WET WITH THIS YELLOW STUFF!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Ursula -. Rickmann on 13-Aug-2005 | GOING OUT ???THERE WAS A GIRL THAT WANTED TO GO OUT FOR THE NIGHT BUT HER DAD WOULDNT LET HER, SHE KEPT BEGGIN & BEGGIN, FINNALY HERE DAD SAID,"OKAY YOU WANNA GO OUT, SUCK IT!!" SHE STARTED TO TO AND SAID,"EWWW IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT !!! HE SAID YEAH YOUR BROTHER JUST BORROWED THE CAR !!!
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| Posted by Heather M. Waloshuk on 13-Aug-2005 | The FlyOne day there was this fly flying about six inches above the water.
There was a fish in the water thinking if that fly would just drop six inches i could jump up and eat it
A little ways away there was a bear thinking if that fly would only drop six inches, the fish would junp up, and i could snatch the fish
Farther away there was a hunter thinking if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up and snatch the fly, the bear would snatch the fish, and i could shoot the bear.
Behind the hunter there was a rat thinking if that fly would just drop six inches, that fish would jump up and snatch the fly, the bear would snatch, the fish the hunter would shoot the bear, and i could get that sandwich in his back pocket.
Behind the rat there was a cat that was thinking if that fly would just drop six inches, that fish would jump up and snatch the fly, the bear would snatch the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear, the rat would get the sandwich, and i could get the rat
So the fly dropped six, inches the fish snatched the fly, the bear snatched the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat got the sandwich, and the cat jumpped over everything and landed in the water.
What is the morral of the story.............
EVERY TIME THE FLY DROPS SIX INCHES THE PUSSY GETS WET.
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| Posted by Evan Hawbaker on 13-Aug-2005 | SantaWhy does santa give bad presents?
Because he likes to screw you!
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| Posted by Mahildabob Millicent on 13-Aug-2005 | Bald Menthere were three one centimeter men so thin that you could almost see through them. They were looking for a good home when they came along a nice tall woman.
They all three climbed on. The first one said, hey guys i found a nice yellow sticky cave i think ill live here! The next one said hey i found a nice warm green lumpy cave i think ill live here! The next one said hey i found a nice warm forest the only thing wrong with it is that theres a bald guy spitting at me!!!
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| Posted by Wonder-Woman N. Super Man on 13-Aug-2005 | The 2 tamponswhat did one tampon say to the other tampon? nuthin they stuck up bitches
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