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():dirty jokes (1575): From Our Cook Book............


Posted by Martin Riggs on 13-Aug-2005

From Our Cook Book............

How to prepare toilet paper.............Just brown it and throw it in the pot!!
   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Pauline came home after a visit to the doctor...


Posted by Curtis Hogan on 07-Aug-2005

Pauline came home after a visit to the doctor...

Pauline came home after a visit to the doctor and told her parents, "The rash between my legs is nothing to worry about - it's only whisker burns."
   

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():dirty jokes (1575): What do you get when you cross a penis and...


Posted by XX2Gurly4UXX on 07-Aug-2005

What do you get when you cross a penis and...

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?
- A dictator!

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...


Posted by Joe Mom on 07-Aug-2005

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a man in a trenchcoat flashes them.

First old lady has a stroke.

Second old lady has a stroke.

Third old lady couldn't reach.

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): A pizza delivery boy rings the doorbell. A...


Posted by Sapphire Iscariot on 07-Aug-2005
A pizza delivery boy rings the doorbell. A...
A pizza delivery boy rings the doorbell. A beautiful woman with see-thru negligee opens the door and gives the delivery boy a big smile.

She asks him, "Do you like what you see?"

The delivery boy says, "Yyyyyes"

The woman says, "I hear someone coming, get in here and close the door."

When the door was closed the woman opens her negligee and asks the delivery boy, "What part of me do you like best?"

The delivery boy says, "Your ears."

"My ears", the woman says, "but why?"

Well, said the delivery boy, a while ago you said that you heard someone coming. That was me."

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): What babys are called when they go to heaven


Posted by Josh G on 13-Aug-2005
What babys are called when they go to heaven
Q- when a white baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- wings
Q- what do they call them
A- angels

Q- when a black baby dies where does he go?
A- he goes to heaven
Q- what does he get
A- he gets wings
Q- what do they call them
A- a BAT
   

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