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| Posted by Kenny S. Goff on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay CowboyA gay guy is sitting in the corner of an old west saloon,
suddenly, a rugged looking cowboy burts in and yells
"I'm so thirsty, i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!"
and the gay guy goes "Moo Moo, big guy"
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| Posted by John R. Beard on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 Gays, 2 Lesbians2 gays and 2 lesbians are all gonna travel round the world. Who
will get around first?
The lesbians. Why? Because the lesbians will be doing 69, while
the gays are still packing each other's shit.
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| Posted by kendal on 14-Aug-2005 | Just for FunWhat do you call a male gay dinosaur....
Mega sore ass!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss!
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| Posted by brittiny on 14-Aug-2005 | AIDS jokesAIDS= Anal Induced Death Sentence
What is the first sign of AIDS?
That constant pounding in your asshole.
A man went to the doctor and got diagnosed with AIDS. He asked
the doctor if there was any cure. The doctor replied, "I want
you to go home, have a big bowl a chili with tabasco sause and
then eat 5 red peppers". The man asked "Will that cure my
AIDS?". The doctor replied, "No, but it will teach you what
your asshole is used for".
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| Posted by Amanda L. Graves on 14-Aug-2005 | Vanishing ActThree men are about to go into heaven, a robber, a pickpocket,
and a gay man. God says to them, "To enter heaven you must
overcome your greatest temptations..."
God turned to the robber and said, "go back down to earth and
don't steal anything for an entire day." The robber agreed.
God turned to the pickpocket and said, "go back down to earth
and don't pickpocket anything for an entire day." The pickpocket
agreed.
God finnally said to the gay man, "go back down to earth and
restrain from having sex with any man for an entire day." The
gay man agreed.
All three were back on earth, where they found themselves in a
mall.
Then the robber saw a brand new stereo system in the window of a
electronics store. He couldn't stand it and just as he grabbed
the handle of the stereo, WHOOOOSH...he vanished into thin air
and was sent to hell.
Then the pickpocket saw a woman drop her bag, and just as he was
bending down to swipe some money, WHOOOOOSH, the gay man
vanished.
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| Posted by weirdgirl27 on 14-Aug-2005 | Bar FootballOne day a man was dumped by his girlfriend and goes to a bar. He
sits down and orders a beer. He turns to his left and sees a gay
guy smiling at him. The gay guy asks him if he would play "Bar
Football" with him. The man was very drunk and says, "What the
hell, how do you play?" The gay guy says, "What you do is take a
beer and chug it down without stopping, that's 6 pionts. Then
for the extra piont you must pull your pants down and lay a big
fart."
The gay guy takes his beer and chugs it down, pulls down his
pants and lays a high piched fart. The gay guy says, "Your
turn!". The man takes his beer and chugs it down. The gay guy
says "6 pionts!" As the man pulls his pants down the gay guy
whips his penis out and sticks it up the man's ass and starts
screaming, "Block that kick, block that kick!!!"
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