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| Posted by James Rintamaki on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay ShowerTwo gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."
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| Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005 | Lesbians CooksWhy are Lesbians the worst cooks?
Because they are always eating out
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| Posted by Kenny S. Goff on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay CowboyA gay guy is sitting in the corner of an old west saloon,
suddenly, a rugged looking cowboy burts in and yells
"I'm so thirsty, i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!"
and the gay guy goes "Moo Moo, big guy"
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| Posted by John R. Beard on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 Gays, 2 Lesbians2 gays and 2 lesbians are all gonna travel round the world. Who
will get around first?
The lesbians. Why? Because the lesbians will be doing 69, while
the gays are still packing each other's shit.
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| Posted by kendal on 14-Aug-2005 | Just for FunWhat do you call a male gay dinosaur....
Mega sore ass!!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss!
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| Posted by brittiny on 14-Aug-2005 | AIDS jokesAIDS= Anal Induced Death Sentence
What is the first sign of AIDS?
That constant pounding in your asshole.
A man went to the doctor and got diagnosed with AIDS. He asked
the doctor if there was any cure. The doctor replied, "I want
you to go home, have a big bowl a chili with tabasco sause and
then eat 5 red peppers". The man asked "Will that cure my
AIDS?". The doctor replied, "No, but it will teach you what
your asshole is used for".
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