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| Posted by barbara coleman on 14-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsA married couple decided to take some golf lessons...
The husband went first. Now the husband was terrible at it! He
couldn't even hit the ball! So, the golf instructor told him to
imagine tha he was holding onto his wifes breasts. The husband
swung the club...and lo and behold! He actually made a hole in
one!
Now it was the wife's turn. She was just as bad as her husband.
So, the instructor told her to hold it as if she were holding
her husband's penis. She swung the club...but the ball didn't go
anywhere! The instructor tells her, "That's fine ma'am but you
gotta take the club out of your mouth!"
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| Posted by Snow Man on 14-Aug-2005 | Golf LessonsA husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a
local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto
the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and
hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro,
"Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The
man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf
pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball
goes 30 yards. Golfpro, "Not bad, try holding the club like you
hold your husbands dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.
Golfpro, "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth
and hit the ball."
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| Posted by Elby on 14-Aug-2005 | SheepTheir was two men driving down the road and they both see a
sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. So the driver pulls over,
gets out and starts fuckin' the sheep in the ass. He comes back
to the car and tells the the other guy "that greet you should
try that." So the guy runs over and stickes his head in the
fence.
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():sex jokes (1888): Three Men and a Woman Shipwrecked |
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| Posted by Rarkl on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Men and a Woman ShipwreckedFour castaways, three guys and a woman ended up on an island
somewhere in the sea. Prospects of being saved weren't very good
so the men told the woman they need to deal with their "urges".
They agreed to let one man have her on Monday, one on Tuesday
and one on Wednesday and the rest of the week she's "off duty".
That went really great for a couple of years, until the woman
died one day. Now the men were having kind of a problem. The
first week they managed, the second week it got very hard and
the third week they finally decided to bury her.
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| Posted by Bruce R. Wood on 14-Aug-2005 | Horny Guy on a Island.One day there was this really horny guy who was stranded one
this Island. The only thing that was there with him was a pig
and a dog. Every time he went to go screw the pig the dog would
start biting him. This made it impossible to screw the pig.
The next day a incredibly hot chick also managed to get stranded
on the island. She was very sick when she came, so the horny guy
helped out. After she was feeling better she went to the horny
guy and said "you've saved my life I will do anything for you."
So the horny turns to her and asks, "Will you take the dog for a
walk?"
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| Posted by Damian O. Miller on 14-Aug-2005 | Dog in HeatLittle Johnny wanted to walk his dog. So he goes to his mom and
asked, "Mom? Can I take the dog for a walk?" His mom replies,
"No son, you can't." "Why not?" Little Johnny inquired. "Because
son, she is in heat," she explained. "What does that mean?" he
asked. Exasperated, and not wanting to reply she said, "Go and
ask your father."
So he does and he asked his dad, "Dad? Can I take the dog for a
walk?" His father said, "No son, you can't." "Why not?" "Because
she is in heat," the dad explains. "What's that?" Not wanting to
explain, the father rubbed some gasoline on the dog's rear end
and said, "Here go ahead and take her for a walk."
So little Johnny took the dog out for a welk. Ten minutes later
he came home without the dog! The father asked, "Where is the
dog?" Little Johnny replied, "She ran out of gas a while back.
Now another dog is pushing her home."
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