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| Posted by Anuradha K. Dissanayake on 11-Aug-2005 | GrandmasWhy are Grandmas so nice?
There's no kids and no periods.
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| Posted by Assmonkey on 11-Aug-2005 | Danfo driverOn a certain day, a nusery skool pupil was coming back from skool and he borded a danfo bus. On the way he started reciting what he has been thought at skool, he was saying things like; if my mfather is a cock and my mother a hen then i am a chicken, if my father is lion and my mother a lioness, then i a cub, if my father is a ram and my mother a sheep, then i am a lamb...and things like that. the danfo driver felt disturbed by the little boys pratling and wanted to ask the boy a question that will make him keep quit and he asked ; if u father is a drunk and ur mother an ashawo, what re u. And the boy answered i am a danfo driver.
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| Posted by Leila K. Barker on 11-Aug-2005 | The girl how says lives in a sematerieTheir was once a man in a car that was driving on the road and their was girl getting herselef wet so then the man stoped the car a tolg if she wanted to get on the so that she would not get more wet. so then she got on the car and the man asked her where she livied and she said well i live right here in the sematerie and the man was scared. but then the teenager said no just kidding i livein town. so she was tring to scare him.
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| Posted by Dianthus W on 11-Aug-2005 | Choice your wordsA man heard his wife talking to one of her friends,she was saying something about small,short and other words simular.that knight the man and woman were getting ready for bed and the man asked the woman if she was talking about him at all this evening?the woman said no, why?the man said when you reafer to me to your friends I wuold appreceate it if you would use words like large and big.the woman replied, ok.they continued to undress for bed,when the man got naked ,the woman said to the man It's not very large is it?I thought it was bigger.
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| Posted by Koolgirl Skittlehead on 11-Aug-2005 | Be careful what you wish forThere was A blond coyboy was in a dessert and he was riding a camel. After his camel died the man decided to walk on...... after a few hours the man collapsed, the only thing he saw was something sticking out of the ground he went to it. it was a breif case the man opened it and out poped a ginnie and it was a girl and she looked like a floating reporter she said bla bla while looking through the rule book. she said "i am your ginnie you have 3 wishes" and the man said ok my first wish will be to have food and water all over. poof !!! every where he looked he was surrounded by food and water. the ginnie came again she said wht is your second wish the man said i wish to be the richest man in the world. POOF!!! there was pots of gold every where he looked. the ginnie soon returned and said what is your final wish its your last for ever and you had better make it a good one. he said ok i wish every where i go beautiful young women woulg want and need me. POOF!!! she turned him into a tampon!
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| Posted by Poopfroggyman on 11-Aug-2005 | Small feetQ: Why do women have small feet?
A: To get closer to the sink.
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